Daily Archives: April 28, 2015

Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (03.04.15)


Lucha Underground
March 4, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple

Over in Dario Cueto’s office, he offers Alberto El Patron his first match in Lucha Underground. AEP wants Texano, but Cueto feels he needs a warm-up first; perhaps Ricky Mandel or Famous B. Nah, he wants Texano. Cueto needs time to promote something that big. How about Son of Havoc? El Patron violently clears everything off Cueto’s desk and makes himself perfectly clear. Tonight: Alberto El Patron versus Texano. Seeming a little nervous, Cueto finally grants El Patron his match. After El Patron leaves, Cueto picks up his red bull off the floor and stares at it. EPIC MAIN EVENT~!

What’s with all these hipster bands showing up on Lucha Underground? I don’t care about Mariachi El Bronx or Amandititita. I care less about these┬ápeople than I do about the guys who showed up to perform at WrestleMania this year.

Your hosts are Matt Striker and Brother Vampiro. Read the rest of this entry

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