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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (03.25.15)

Lucha Underground
March 25, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (03.04.15)

Lucha Underground
March 4, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
Over in Dario Cueto’s office, he offers Alberto El Patron his first match in Lucha Underground. AEP wants Texano, but Cueto feels he needs a warm-up first; perhaps Ricky Mandel or Famous B. Nah, he wants Texano. Cueto needs time to promote something that big. How about Son of Havoc? El Patron violently clears everything off Cueto’s desk and makes himself perfectly clear. Tonight: Alberto El Patron versus Texano. Seeming a little nervous, Cueto finally grants El Patron his match. After El Patron leaves, Cueto picks up his red bull off the floor and stares at it. EPIC MAIN EVENT~!
What’s with all these hipster bands showing up on Lucha Underground? I don’t care about Mariachi El Bronx or Amandititita. I care less about these people than I do about the guys who showed up to perform at WrestleMania this year.
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (02.25.15)

Lucha Underground
February 25, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
We see a car driving through the night in Los Angeles. Holy crap, it appears that the Black Lotus is inside the trunk!
Your hosts are Matt Striker and Brother Vampiro.
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (01.28.15)

Lucha Underground
January 28, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
From some place weird, Dario Cueto approaches Cage while he’s working out and tells him Prince Puma will be defending his Lucha Underground title against Cage tonight. Cage says that actually Prince Puma will be losing his Lucha Underground title tonight – because he’s a MACHINE. Dario is almost salivating with pleasure at the very idea. It might be love.
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (01.14.15)

Lucha Underground
January 14, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
After a video package highlighting Chavo Guerrero and his issues in Lucha Underground and then Prince Puma overcoming all the odds and becoming the first Lucha Underground champion, we go to Dario Cueto’s office where he is speaking with Fenix. Cueto wants Fenix to destroy Prince Puma – a man Fenix has already beaten. The title will be on the line as well. Cueto tells Fenix that if he doesn’t take the championship from Puma, someone else will. He’s always trying to get somebody in his back pocket. As the camera changes focus, we see the mysterious Asian lady through the blinds in another room. WHO IS SHE?
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (01.07.15)

Lucha Underground
January 7, 2015
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
Your hosts are Matt Striker and Brother Vampiro.
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (12.17.14)

Lucha Underground
December 17, 2014
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (12.10.14)

Lucha Underground
December 10, 2014
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (12.03.14)

Lucha Underground
December 3, 2014
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
In Dario Cueto’s office, he and Big Ryck celebrate the signing of his exclusive contract with Lucha Underground. Violence is Cueto’s favorite form of entertainment. And with Big Ryck, things are about to get a whole lot more entertaining.
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Lucha Underground on El Rey Network (11.26.14)

Lucha Underground
November 26, 2014
Los Angeles, CA
The Temple
From Dario Cueto’s office, Konnan confronts the boss on why Prince Puma was attacked from behind last week by Cortez Castro and Cisco. Cueto shifts the blame onto Big Ryck saying that those guys only to respond to him. He lets Konnan know that he doesn’t have anything against Prince Puma. If this is all true, Konnan suggests a Boyle Heights street fight between Puma and Big Ryck tonight. Cueto says he’ll drink to that and then Konnan takes the drink out of his hand and finishes it off. Cueto doesn’t seem too pleased. NOBODY BUT NOBODY DRINKS DARIO CUETO’S TEQUILA, ESE.
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